Top Secret

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Suspect: Stuart McCathie
Alias: McGuilty

History: Stuart McCathie has been Head of Lausanne Collegiate School for the past three years. Records indicate, though, that Mr. McCathie came to Lausanne from an independent school in Wilmington, North Carolina. Strangely enough, however, McCathie’s accent suggets alternative orgins. Though Mr. McCathie’s homeland remains a mystery, intelligence has revealed his strong devotion to European football and a love of English tea. While Clark and McCathie seemed to get along quite well, Clark’s fellow 6th Grade team member Sarah Spain stated that “Mr. Clark had mentioned that Mr. McCathie was very concerned about the 5 traits that make a good English teacher and wanted to discuss them with him very soon.” Additionally, it has been reported that Keife Hyland, the Assistant Head of School, had commented that “Mr. Clark is such an AMAZING teacher he could run the whole school by himself.” This suggestion has been said to have infuriated Mr. McCathie.


Occupation: Lausanne Collegiate School Headmaster


Criminal History:When requests were made for an oversea transfer of McCathie’s file, the FedEx package was mysteriously damaged during shipment. Its contents were burned beyond recognition..